HEY, SO KAIBA… WHEN THIS DUEL IS OVER, YOU WANNA GRAB SOME LUNCH OR…
YEAH, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
LET’S GO TO PANERA. WE HAVEN’T BEEN THERE IN AGES.
YOU KNOW THEIR FOOD IS LOADED WITH CARBS. AND YOU KNOW I’M WATCHING MY FIGURE.
I WANT PANERAAAAA.
BUT THEIR FOOD IS SO RIDICULOUSLY OVERPRICED…
BUT THEIR STRAWBERRIES AND CREAM SCONES ARE TOP NOTCH.
UGH, FINE. WE CAN STOP BY KROGER ON THE WAY BACK AND GET YOU SOME RA-FORSAKEN SCONES. BUT I’M NOT SETTING FOOT INSIDE PANERA.
KROGER SCONES CANNOT CONTEND WITH THE CREAMY, FLAKY, TENDER SWEETNESS THAT IS A PANERA BREAD STRAWBERRIES AND CREAM SCONE.
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GODDAMMIT, WHAT ARE WE STILL DOING HERE?
Submitted by yourveryownocturne
WHY HELLO THERE.
AIBOU.
I AM ABOUT TO GIVE YOU VERY IMPORTANT SAGELY ADVICE, AIBOU.
I MUST STAND WITHIN VERY CLOSE PROXIMITY TO IMPART SAID ADVICE.
I HOPE YOU ARE OKAY WITH THIS, AIBOU.
LOOK AT HOW CLOSE OUR FACES ARE.
LOOK AT HOW MY HAND RESTS GENTLY YET FIRMLY ON YOUR
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SHOULDER.
Submitted by yourveryownocturne.
GUYS SHHH SHUT UP LISTEN I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY. OK. LIKE. WHAT IF WE DRAGONS DON’T REALLY EXIST. WHAT IF LIKE, WE’RE JUST MADE UP THINGS IN LIKE, STORIES AND STUFF. AND LIKE, THERE ARE GAMES AND STUFF THAT WE REALLY KICK ASS IN. OH MAN WHAT IF WE’RE REALLY JUST CARDS AND WE’RE USED TO FIGHT AND KILL EACH OTHER AND THIS TEENAGE BILLIONAIRE IS OBSESSED WITH US AND MAKES A JET THAT LOOKS LIKE US OH SHIT GUYS I’M FREAKING OUT MAN.
YOU GUYS WANT TO GO TO TACO BELL?
THANK YOU.
ASTRAL, IT’S NOT MY FAULT. I WARNED YOU HOW BIG IT WAS AND NOT TO PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH. NOW THERE’S WHITE STUFF EVERYWHERE AND YOU STILL CAN’T BREATHE.
YOU SHOULD REALLY NOT EAT ICE CREAM CONES WHILE DUELING. WAIT WHAT’S WRONG WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID?
HEY…HEY GUYS. WHAT IF LIKE, DUEL MONSTERS IS A BIG METAPHOR FOR LIFE? LIKE, LIFE IS JUST ONE BIG DUEL AND WE HAVE TO WORK WITH THE CARDS WE’RE DEALT. LIKE, LIKE PEOPLE JUST WANT TO FUCK YOUR LIFE UP WITH MIRROR FORCE AND SHIT. BUT THEN YOU FUCK UP THEIR LIFE…POINTS…BY DIRECTLY ATTACKING THEM AND YOU KILL THEM TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS. AND… AND…WAIT KAIBA STAY WITH ME I’M ONTO SOMETHING.
HOW CAN YOU SIDE WITH HIM?!
I JUST THINK HE’S A BETTER FIT, THAT’S ALL. THEY HAVE MORE CHEMISTRY.
NO. NO. NO. JACOB IS LIKE, TOTALLY HOTTER THAN EDWARD. HAVE YOU SEEN HIM WITHOUT HIS SHIRT?
YES, I ADMIT IT’S QUITE IMPRESSIVE, BUT BELLA CHOOSES EDWARD IN THE END AND-
WAIT, SPOILER ALERT!!!
WHAT. I THOUGHT YOU WERE A TWILIGHT FAN.
BUT BREAKING DAWN PART II ISN’T EVEN OUT YET!!!!
……WHAT.
SAY, YUUSEI. AFTER WE COMPLETE THIS MISSON, YA WANNA CATCH A MOVIE OR SOMETHING?
SURE. WHAT DID YOU HAVE IN MIND? I’D KINDA LIKE TO SEE-
I WAS THINKING ABOUT SEEING THAT NEW ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS MOVIE. THEY GET CHIP-WRECKED! HA! GET IT?
WHAT.
IT’S LIKE SHIPWRECKED, BUT SINCE THEY’RE CHIPMUNKS, IT’S CHIP-WRECKED! OH, THOSE CRAZY MUSICAL CHIPMUNKS…
KAIBA PLAY THAT CARD.
ATEM, GO AWAY. I’M TRYING TO THINK.
PLAY THAT CARD FACE DOWN.
ATEM, THAT’S THE FIVE OF CLUBS. I CAN’T DO IT.
CAN’T DO IT OR WON’T DO IT?
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY POKER?
ACTIVATE YOUR TRAP.
I FUCKING HATE YOU.
